Meet Kahi. Apparently her milkshake brings all the boys to the yard. She chews really loud, leaves her junk everywhere, and thinks no one can tell she snuck off to take a nap in the middle of the day.
Just kidding – but not really. Kahi hears me out all the time and helps me to process my thoughts and how I’m going to get things done. Kahi’s super power is the ability to absorb negative energy and frustration and turn it into poop. She’s so patient and understanding, and is even willing to model from time to time (obviously, not this time).
One of my favorite pastimes (and Kahi’s obvious least favorite) is to take popular songs and put kakis name in it – this is our current jam.